22K Gold Plated Toilet Paper
Three-ply toilet paper made with actual 22K gold, produced by the Australian company 'Toilet Paper Man'. Each roll takes 4 years to craft. Only one roll has ever been produced - and it still hasn't sold. Comes with a complimentary bottle of champagne, because of course it does.
The ultimate 'tell me you have too much money without telling me' purchase. This 22K gold-plated toilet paper from Australia's Toilet Paper Man company costs a staggering $1,376,900 per roll. Yes, you read that correctly. One roll. Nearly $1.4 million.
It's three-ply (because even billionaires deserve comfort), takes 4 years to produce a single roll, and comes with a free bottle of champagne. The company has only ever made one roll, and - shockingly - it remains unsold. The gold flakes are embedded throughout the paper, so when you use it, gold particles scatter everywhere. Peak absurdity, and we're here for it.