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$40,000Warwick Acoustics Aperio Headphone System
A $40,000 electrostatic headphone system with a reference-grade amplifier and dual-mono DACs built in. A full high-end speaker setup, shrunk to sit on your head.
$325Gläce Luxury Geometric Ice Cubes
$325 for a bag of mathematically perfect ice cubes, shipped overnight in insulated packaging so your whiskey can be chilled by geometry, not just frozen water.
$4,000WireWorld Platinum Starlight 7 HDMI Cable
A $4,000 HDMI cable with carbon-fiber connectors and pure-silver conductors. For people who believe their 4K picture is being held back by $15 worth of copper.
$40,000+Fendi Mixology Portable Cocktail Bar Trunk
A $40,000+ portable cocktail bar in a trunk, complete with glass shelves and embroidered napkins. Fendi's answer to 'let's bring the bar with us'.
$4,400Balenciaga Tape Bracelet
A $4,400 bracelet designed to look exactly like a roll of clear packing tape. Balenciaga's most on-the-nose statement about consumer culture yet.
$13,950Flying Manta Ray Wooden Kinetic Sculpture
A hand-crafted wooden manta ray automaton that glides through the air with a crank of its handle - $13,950 of pure kinetic art for your desk.
$59,000Sennheiser HE 1 Orpheus Electrostatic Headphones
The $59,000 Sennheiser HE 1 comes in a Carrara marble case with a glass-encased amplifier that rises to greet you. Platinum-coated diaphragms, hand-stitched leather, zero compromise.
$750,000Beats Pro by Dr. Dre x Graff - Diamond Headphones
$750,000 of headphones encrusted with 123 carats of diamonds and 3.5 carats of rubies in platinum, made by British jeweler Graff. The most expensive headphones ever made.
$50,000Kalfin Diamond Baby Pacifier
A $50,000 pacifier set with 278 pave-set diamonds in white gold, for babies whose parents own stock in dentists.
$1,000Tiffany & Co. Sterling Silver Tin Can
A $1,000 sterling silver replica of a tin can from Tiffany's Everyday Objects collection. For when you want your trash to outvalue your kitchen.
$10,000+Hermès Off Piste Adult Paret Sled
A $10,000+ luxury sled for grown adults, hand-finished by the same maison that makes Birkin bags. The most expensive way to slide down a hill since owning a mountain.
$12,800Hermès Ateliers Horizons Headphones
A $12,800 pair of wireless headphones from the handbag house - hand-stitched cowhide, Kelly-bag-inspired metal trim, two years in development. Audio meets couture, at a price that makes your ears wince.